I know that I have a good friend who reads these blogs. I can hear him now… ‘He left me out!’… So, now I have his undivided attention can Debbie and I say what a pleasure it was to see Pete Biro in his silly hat at the airport to greet us when we got […] → Continue Reading AND….

Yes folks, we are in California enjoying the sunshine and driving around absorbing the wonderful house designs, wide open streets, the advertising and salesmanship that leaps out at you from every direction. America is fun. We love it. As I write this, however, I am well aware that I have to do a show tonight […] → Continue Reading Hurray for Hollywood

We spent a long day doing nothing and then had to say ‘goodbye’ to Hong Kong. I wonder if I will ever see it again? The infrastructure is now amazing and it took no time at all to get to the airport where we did the usual check in and waiting waiting waiting. Air New […] → Continue Reading The Antipodes

Well, perhaps the title is a slight exaggeration but in a few days I am off to do shows and lectures in Hong Kong, New Zealand and Los Angeles. It seemed like a good idea months ago, but now…. I guess that I should spend a happy couple of hours packing tricks into travelling trunks […] → Continue Reading The Panic Sets In…

Well well well, once again the Daily Mirror produce a terrible, very personal, sarcastic attempt at destruction after what was in truth (and I do have witnesses) a fun morning of laughter. In what follows they lie and distort in just about every paragraph. My fault, of course, for falling for the trap of doing […] → Continue Reading Daily Mirror and More Lies

With all of the fuss about which parties are going to give up some of their ‘principles’ just so they can get ‘power’ I have been thinking about what I would like to see them offering me and my country. It would seem that it would be a good idea if we all created our […] → Continue Reading Your Own Manifesto

We have had an election. I’m sure some of you remember it. The BBC made the longest ever TV show where they repeatedly said they knew nothing, didn’t know which way it was going, couldn’t decide anything, had Jeremy Vine leaping about in Graphic World and none of it meant anything at all. Today all […] → Continue Reading A Glorious Opportunity

Yes folks, this comes from my official Party Office to apologise for not being around for a few weeks on the Blog Scene. For some reason or other the program I used for posting blogs stopped working and despite experts working on it, WordPress would not allow me to post scribblings. They tell me this […] → Continue Reading Party Political Apology